Okay. A couple months back I wrote a poem of whimsy and adoration about a very fanciful pirate and his wild ways. I really wish with all of my heart that this tenacious character was just a mere figment of my imaginaton. However,he is real. He is this guy:
He was interviewed in New York Magazine and admitted to taking showers only once a month, wearing the same outfit for weeks at a time and inventing the boom-box and long johns. Also, he calls himself the Prince of Elizabeth and the originator of royal style.
not kidding.
So, just for fun...answer these questions for our favorite Edwardian punk fop. Below are the questions and my answers:
Describe what you think Bryan smells like:
-I think that Bryan smells like an elegant menage-a-tróis of an Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips employee visor, a bean fart and a mid-summers night dream. Oh yeah, and a spritz of Glow by J.LO
Bryan cannot remember what happened last night. What happened last night?
-Last night Bryan entered Central Park at dusk for a seance. There in a clearing, he stumbled upon the Troll of Central Park, and the two danced with glee to the distant music of a mandolin. They feasted on roast piegon and drank chalice after chalice of sweet nectar. Faeries lulled them into a peaceful slumber under the sheltering arms of a forgotten Willow. But thats just a regular old Tuesday!
What else did he invent?
-He is the muse to many including Benjamin Franklin and Bob Mackie. As for inventions...ever heard of the Internet?
What has he done with all his back issues of Wallpaper?
-Made an cape with velvet trim and tassels.
i know zan and amanda will get a kick out of this :)
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